I was starting my morning off in the usual fashion; 5-by-5 minutes late.
There was no time for breakfast and no time for looking beautiful.
Today, I was
not headed to my office, but instead to a computer class.
Yes, a computer class -- and
yes, I am in IT.
I still think it was a hiring error, maybe comedy, whatever their reason was...the truth has surfaced that I actually don't know squat about computers. This dilemia is commonly referred to as the
"oh shit" factor.
"Sorry," Lucy said, referring to the empty seat next to her in the back row, "That computer is broken."
As I took the only other alternate seat, front and center, I thought, "Ohhhh jeez man, bad news bears."
I really didn't care, I was just feeling sorry for the full house behind me. There was the potential for the entire day playing out like some strange movie they would be forced to watch. Their retention for learning? It would have been totally compromised.
Within about ten mintutes the day was saved by none other than Lucy herself.
Drum roll please.... she realized she was sitting too far away to read the whiteboard. So up she went to the front and away I faded to the back; her abandoned chair still warm.
Ahh............it was going to be a good day.
How could it possibly get any better?
I'll tell you what....
Anyone that believes good things happen in threes is brilliant.
Good Place #1: My seat in the rear of the class
Wicked Stuff #2: I learned how to build a map.
A really cool map.
I
don't know how this will improve my non-existant cross-functional flow charts. But I
now know how to design future scavenger hunts and treasure maps.
Shizzle Dizzle #3: Coolest Bathroom Ever
As if I hadn't mentioned it already, I arrived 5-by-5 minutes late to class. There was no time for breakfast and there was no time for looking beautiful. So it was just my luck to enter into this public bathroom fantasy.
Max Hair Volume Finishing made with Sage Leaf Extract!No kidding...
Saline for Sensitive EyesNot needed for someone with 20/20
Soft TissuesPerfect for my runny nose, a phenonmenon that happens after a hot shower and no breakfast
Fragrance Spray SelectionPinapple Mango Fragrance Spray
Magnolia Blossom Fragrance Sprayyum....fruity
And for the killer legs that walked me in there?Peony Body Lotion
Sheer Freesia Body Lotion
and the absolute penultimate?
Warm Vanilla Sugar Body Lotion.........
"Special Edition"
The day ended with brains
and beauty in check. Awesome.